Oct 14, 2016

06-18. To Each His Own...or...What Is Wrong With You Two!

While writing the last of my Rinn Fada chapters, Emad and later his wife Bebhinn were part of my active household. I helped them earn lifetime rewards and build skills before I sent them off to Townie Land.

Sometimes though, I left them to their own devices, free will engaged. It didn't take long for me to realize Emad and Bebhinn both needed Death Flowers in their inventories. They were going to need them.

You see, I'm not used to Evil couples. All my other couples are basically decent to one another. Well, maybe not Roy. But even he never thought about killing a romantic interest.

No, my usual couples care for each other. They garden together.
They coo and cuddle and make babies together.
But Emad and Bebhinn have their own ideas about romance.

Emad: Dear Bebhinn, I want to go skinny dipping with you ... alone. I'll show you a Kraken good time!
Little hearts and kissing doodles. Not quite the response he'd been hoping for.
Gossiping about your girlfriend with the guy she'd been having an affair with? That's just cold, man.
And what's the first thing you do when your lovely bride gets home? Why, you sneak over and ...
 ... scare the living daylights out of her! Because frightening an attractive woman is a real turn on.
And Bebhinn is no better. She may not be a Gold Digger, but I wasn't surprised when I saw she got her own ghost wish about Emad. Now both of them want to see each other dead.

Nothing says "I Love You" like a duel to the death!
Emad: Hey, Bebby, you want to go sit out in the snow and watch the stars? Afterwards, I can teach you how to juggle fire. I promise that'll get your hormones heaving!
Bebhinn: Oh Emad! You're SO sweet! And can you teach me how to throw knives too? I'm very good at archery.
Emad: Knife throwing was my next suggestion, gorgeous. I'll even let you sharpen the blades.
Emad: Stand closer, Bebby. If you want to feel real genie heat, the fire has to caress your soft, tender skin.
Bebhinn: Tomorrow, it's my turn to isssue a challenge. We'll go riding up by the lighthouse. Ever try jumping off cliffs while on a horse? Even for a Daredevil like you, Emad, it'll be truly death-defying!

Emad: I'm in, Bebby! Winner take all.