Dec 7, 2018

01-04. Romance and Other Traumas

Daniel Pleasant rushed away from the island just as ...
... Mary Sue (his new wife) arrived in a taxi. No joke! She just wandered around the resort. I think she was looking for him!
Apparently romance was in the air. Even this young man, Twikki Wahine, was thinking about love!
The All-in-One toilet was broken, but the maintenance workers just kept mopping up--avoiding repairs and trying to look busy.
When this worker realized the other guy had beat him to the mopping this time, he became a little dramatic! He'd have to be the one to fix the toilet now. He finally gave in and got out his hammer.
That night, we had a little issue with the sleeping arrangements. Keaunu and Maria are best friends, but have no romance between them. That was their agreement when they moved in together to share expenses. Well, the VIP room has only one bed. They'd have to share!
Keaunu wasn't so sure about getting in bed with Maria. I think maybe he'd been a bachelor way too long!
Keaunu: Can I go sleep in the tower?
Me: No you may not! Get in bed. It's late.
Keaunu: I don't know. I might disturb her.
Me: She's already asleep. She's fine.
Keaunu: Maybe we should talk about this.
Me: Maria, do you mind if Keaunu sleeps in the same bed with you?
Maria: Of course not! We're friends.
Me: See there, Keaunu?
Keaunu: I should probably go back to the rocking chair.
Me: Oh, no you don't! ...I'm going to resetsim your little behind! Then teleport you back here!
And I did just that. But Keaunu acted so pitiful.
Keaunu: Oh!! I think I'm having a heart attack! Resets, teleporting, strange beds! This is all too stressful!
Me: Get in the damn bed, Keaunu! Now!! Or I'll teleport you all the way to Lunar Lakes!
Finally he crept into bed and didn't move a muscle most of the night. But ...
... some strange man stared through the wall at them while they slept.
The next morning, after Maria got up, Keaunu was still sound asleep. Housekeeping came in to clean and make the bed, then heckled Keaunu for wearing PJs during the day!
After breakfast, I decided Keaunu needed to get used to physical contact with Maria. She asked him to slow dance, and he seemed fine with that.
But he was much more comfortable just fishing together.
Although, he didn't mind Maria playing footsies with him in the boat.
Me: What do you think, Keaunu? Want to be more than friends with Maria?
Keaunu: She is kind of cute with her new tan.