Boredom
When a Genius gets bored with nothing to think about, objects nearby draw his attention.
Piers: Wonder what it's like to be a caged plant...do plants have feelings? Caprice thinks they do. I had feelings when I was a Plantsim. Plants must have feelings, ergo...a caged plant is not likely to be happy. ...Should I open the cage, set the poor thing free? But it doesn't have legs. Where would it go? It needs to be taken care of. Maybe it's happy just where it is. Better leave it be. Hera wouldn't like it if I stuck her plant outside anyway.
Piers: Hmm...marriage is rather like a plant cage, I think. Not much freedom, but lots of love.
Piers: Where's Bunter? He said he'd meet me here by 5:00. Dashed difficult trying to dress without a valet.
Piers: What do you think the girls are up to at that party of theirs?
Bunter: Can't be having very much fun without us. Probably bored to death by all the small talk.
Piers: You think they're gossiping? Not worried about Caprice running into a couple of your exes, are you?
Bunter: Huh. Maybe we should head home...help out with the party.
Piers: Help out? I doubt they've trashed the place, old boy.
Bunter: You never know with women.
Dancer Stan: Come on down, ladies! The show has started! ...Let's get WILD!
