...even Rudolph Valentino.

And Vinnie Bunter has romance on his mind.
So he loses no time in romancing Laurie. With his Schmoozer trait and her being Easily Impressed, the two hit it off right away!
Touching.
Getting her alone in the dark.
Finding the right moment.
Whispering words she dreams to hear.
Leading her to places she's never been.
With promises sure to make her follow.
Holding her close.
And impressing her with wonders.
Bunter: ...Good night, luv.
Bunter: ...And Good morning!
Me: Vinnie, it's time for Valentino to give way to the Valet. A little discretion needed here.
Me: No, Vinnie. Not Hera. No...No! ...BUNTER!!
Bunter (still channeling Vinnie): You never told me your sign, Leona.
Leona: It's Aquarius.
Bunter: Aha! And I'm Sagittarius. Air and Fire together!
Bunter kindles another romantic flame for the future.
And sets a musical wildfire!
While poor Malcolm loses out...in so many ways. His burnt waffles predict a very different kind of burn for him.
Bunter: The guy can't even cook! HA!
Me: Technically speaking, Bunter, neither can you.
Bunter: I'm a genie! And I have other skills too.
Me: Riiight.