Bunter: Very well. Why don't we begin outdoors while there's still a little light.
Bunter: This is the dog yard. Mulder and Clouseau play inside the fence without worry of predators attacking.
Caprice: Predators? You mean the deer and raccoon?
Bunter: Uh...those raccoon are nasty little buggers.
Caprice: Well, sorry Marvin, but this is the first area that needs renovating. I envision a pool here.
Bunter: Why do we need a pool for a wedding?
Caprice: Because people think pools are fun, Marvin! Geesh! There'll be parties too. ...We'll have a pool bar, music, lounge chairs, mood lighting.
Bunter: But what about the dogs?
Caprice: We'll find them a safe place away from those ferocious deer, Marvin. Don't give it another thought!
Caprice: Well, this is a waste of space! Using this nice covered building to park cars in!
Bunter: The vehicles need to be protected...
Caprice: Don't tell me you're afraid the raccoon will endanger the cars!
Bunter: ...from the weather. The hail and snow.
Caprice: We'll put the cars in the basement.
Bunter thinks: (This is getting scary. She's going to make changes to everything around here!)
Caprice: We'll need this building for the reception and the wedding itself.
Bunter: Can't we just eat inside the manor?
Caprice: Marvin, it's summer! We want a wedding outside. Don't you Love the Outdoors?
Bunter: I wouldn't go so far as to say "love" exactly. It has its moments, I suppose.
Caprice: Good heavens! This cellar looks like a dungeon!
Bunter: I believe at one time it was. We've walled off most of it. Hera wasn't happy with the chains and...enclosures.
Caprice: I'm getting the creeps just thinking about it!
Caprice: (gasps) Is that a spider up there in the cobwebs?!
Bunter: She pretty much stays right there. Eats the cockroaches.
Caprice: Are you kidding?
Bunter: She's never bothered me.
Caprice: Marvin, I'm surprised at you! Here you are a genie, and you've done nothing to clean up this dungeon!
Bunter: I've been sort of busy.
Caprice: Yah, I just bet you have!
Caprice: This is awful! There's mold in the walls, dirt all over the floors, bugs. You'll have to call a team to blast the grime out! I want a proper nectar cellar.
Bunter: I guess it is a bit filthy now you mention it.
Caprice: You'll also need to open up the rest of this dungeon, clean it up for the cars.
Caprice: What on earth is this pile of hay doing up here? Lord Wimsel doesn't keep horses.
Bunter: Hay has its...uses.
Caprice: I don't EVEN want to think about the uses you have in mind! ...We'll convert this loft into a conservatory with flowers and ferns...and lots of windows. We need windows!
Bunter: Hold on a minute! Let's be sensible. All these ideas you have, they're great. But this is going to cost a fortune. His Lordship is on a tight budget here. ...And the time! You're suggesting some huge tasks be done.
Caprice: Oh, Marvin! You worry too much. I'm sure you'll figure out the finances easily enough. We simply can't scrimp when it comes to Lord Wimsel and Hera's wedding, now can we? And we have one whole week to finish the work. A piece of cake!
Bunter: (groans)
Caprice: A man cave. Well, I suppose we'll just have to be content with upgrading the couches and chairs. ...Marvin? Where are you? Are you avoiding me again? I need to see that extra room upstairs.
Caprice: So this is where you kept all your women.
Bunter: I don't know what you're talking about!
Caprice: Come on, Marvin. Every woman who set foot in this house got seduced by you!
Bunter: Well, if you believe that, Caprice, what are you doing here? Aren't you afraid of being seduced?
Caprice: Look, Marvin, you better stick to your vows, ok? I'm not looking for a fling with you or anyone else. Lust has its place, but I want love. Why do you think I'm a wedding planner? I believe in happily ever after!
Bunter: Hey! I'm not JUST interested in lust! I've only been unlucky, that's all. Or something. That's why I joined the Brethren. I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing wrong.
Caprice: Well, I can tell you one thing, Marvin. You jump into relationships too quickly. It's too easy for you! You schmooze your way right into trouble. ...Me? I have my fun, but I know better than to swim in deep waters before I'm ready.
Bunter: And how will you know when you're ready?
Caprice: I'll know. Maybe the same way you'll know when you're not.
