Bunter: I don't like it! You don't befriend the Banished! It's not, uh, proper!
Me: Vinnie, who are you kidding? Your Persian upbringing is showing itself.
Bunter: Some things shouldn't change! I've known a lot of men like May here. Nothing but trouble. Always!
Me: Well, we'll see what His Lordship thinks.
Bunter (sighing): His Lordship can be too soft at times.
Bunter isn't the only one forced to do things against their nature. I make Hera stumble back onto the treadmill, and she reaches level 2 in athletics. But she expresses her annoyance by wearing her tatty outfit.
Hera: Bookworms shouldn't have to exercise! It's cruel!
Me: Just a little to keep you healthy, I promise.
Mulder digs up a $680 metal while Clouseau growls at the postal worker! The woman is thinking she might need to bring a first aid kit with her next time. The little guy has gone from barking to growling. Hmm.
Love Day arrives and even Mummer is dancing the Irish Jig!
Outside the village pub, a hungry townie picnics on his magic carpet.
Townie One: You guys hear the latest? Lord Wimsel is getting married!
Townie Two: Yep. Heard it over at Donncnoc. ...Hey, O'Gorman, you have flying ants stealing your food, man.
